To offset the pulic's impression of us as a bunch of stark raving lunatics, we do a yearly Food Drive to help fill the local food pantries for the summer months. In the past we have scratched our collective heads over some of the items left for us to pick up....half -eaten boxes of cookies..canned goods with an expiration date of 1995.. caviar....the list goes on and on.
This year's bizzare food drive item wins the all-time prize.. a set of milk chocolate handcuffs ! Try as we might, we could not figure this one out. " Let's see...a can of tuna? No, we gave that last year. How about the chocolate handcuffs? What do ya think honey??
What the hell are they going to put out for us tomorrow..edible underwear?
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