Friday, November 9, 2007

How I start every postal day



oatmeal is as central to my postal existence as mail.
can't get the wheels turning without it.
there are two oatmeal related problems though.
1) eating it gives you the false sense that is OK to then eat all of the other crap that people bring in on their overtime day (i.e. donuts, cookies,pastry...) because the oats cancel all of that stuff out.
2) if you don't finish your delightfully steaming, brown sugar filled bowl within two minutes, it magically morphs into wallpaper paste right before your eyes.then you're faced with the question of "will i eat wallpaper paste..cuz it's good for me..or will i be wasteful and toss it out?"
just another of little postal conundrum.

side note: the blue latex gloves are a fashion must for mail gals this fall.
come on girls, let's rock that uni!!

1 comment:

Brooke said...

It kinda looks like the asbestos on the video they made us watch like 5oo million times!!!!

Is it that bad that you have to wear gloves to handle it??? HA!

I don't know how you wait to eat once you get to work!! DOIS doesn't give us time to eat!!!!!